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If for some reason you need to contact me about something I said (about you =P), an improvement you’d like me to consider, to curse me the fuck out, about the spotlight sessions or anything else, just email me.



just @ reply me on twitter about it: onelostninja

If you get my address and send me snail mail I will have you found. We will strap you to a chair and beat the hell out of you for creeping me out. I will also slap you with used condoms. They will not be used by me. That will be your prize. You get to guess who’s on your face. Moral of the story: do not stalk me. Thank you. Amen.

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